Archive for June, 2005

Wheels on a bicycle

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

Haje, Katy,

Many thanks for the invitation, and glad to know you both still spare the occasional thought for me. I’m not entirely surprised by the news, of course, that you should come to this point along the road more travelled; the road that you took the first steps on the week I had to spend in France with
my parents.

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Even with the restraing order….congratulations!

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

Dearest Haje,

I know the restraining order forbids any form of communication with you, but I just couldn’t resist congratulating you on your upcoming nuptuals. Your happiness is much more important than my freedom. What’s a few more days in the slammer for you my dear.

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Apologies

Monday, June 6th, 2005

Katheryn -

I got your wedding invitation yesterday. I was going to say “Sorry it’s been so long,” but I’m not sorry, really. Crucially, I don’t think you are either, and that’s the crux of the matter, isn’t it?

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Sorry can’t go, my ex needs me.

Monday, June 6th, 2005

Kate!

We haven’t spoken in months! It’s great that you’re getting married, I’m really happy for you. I wish I had the luck you have with men. I can’t believe how bad things have turned out. I was telling you about my latest disaster last time we spoke but your phone must have died or something, I tried calling back but it went to message bank.

Contributed by Vanessa

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Insufferable in Leatherette

Wednesday, June 1st, 2005

Terribly sorry to have responded so late. Just had a word with my solititor and it seems that you are correct. Let me say in conclusion, you couldn’t have called at a better time. On the outside it looks perfectly benign. It when you move past the crusty pustules that you get to the heart of the matter. Ha, no pun intended.

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