Dear Haje and Kate,
Sincere thanks from England for your invitation, which I notice was printed on 100% recycled non-chlorine bleached paper recycled from your previous nuptials and divorce settlements (how are Anne and Tom, by the way?). I am afraid however that my self-imposed carbon budget for this year simply does not permit me to take long-haul flights, and will thus take the option of watching your ceremony via live webstream instead.
Contributed by goldenkippers