Dearest Haje,
I know the restraining order forbids any form of communication with you, but I just couldn’t resist congratulating you on your upcoming nuptuals. Your happiness is much more important than my freedom. What’s a few more days in the slammer for you my dear.
Contributed by toblerone
Katheryn -
I got your wedding invitation yesterday. I was going to say “Sorry it’s been so long,” but I’m not sorry, really. Crucially, I don’t think you are either, and that’s the crux of the matter, isn’t it?
Contributed by tenminjoe
Kate!
We haven’t spoken in months! It’s great that you’re getting married, I’m really happy for you. I wish I had the luck you have with men. I can’t believe how bad things have turned out. I was telling you about my latest disaster last time we spoke but your phone must have died or something, I tried calling back but it went to message bank.
Contributed by Vanessa
Terribly sorry to have responded so late. Just had a word with my solititor and it seems that you are correct. Let me say in conclusion, you couldn’t have called at a better time. On the outside it looks perfectly benign. It when you move past the crusty pustules that you get to the heart of the matter. Ha, no pun intended.
Contributed by pcald29
My dearest darlings, Kate and Haje,
It’s so exciting that you�re finally tying-the-knot! I knew you were meant for each other after the scandal with the custard, the absinthe and the miniature schnauzer. Any couple that can grow stronger after such a harrowing, paparazzi-ridden experience is meant to be together. You know what they say, �what doesn�t kill you makes you stronger.� Gosh, you two sure proved that old saw.
Contributed by fi
Dear, dear, dear friends Katey and Haj!
I was delighted to hear of your impending marriage, however, I am mortified to tell you that ‘Guest’ and I will be unable to attend.
Contributed by Phiil
As Katheryn knows I have become heavily involved in the mysticysim of the far east of late. It has opened up stunning vistas of thought, imagingation and knowing. I have become as one with the cosmic vibrations. If one is finely enough tuned to the universal energy of thought you can actually read some of the future happenings of our current world.
Contributed by glod
Dear Kate and Haaj,
So you guys are tying the knot, eh? Good for you. I’m not really the marrying kind, myself, but I do love weddings. The tears, the dancing, the drinking. We’re going to have such a great time! I can’t hardly wait.
Contributed by PoorYorick
Dearest Kate and Haje:
It has been some time since we have seen one another, so you can imagine my surprise when I opened my mailbox and discovered, of all things, your wedding invitation. I offer you my heartfelt congratulations on your happy, if unlikely, union.
Contributed by driley
I lugubriously regret to inform you that my glorious family line may not be present (that is to say, in a material sense) at your nuptials. So sad, so sad.
Contributed by Lord Eggsby Heauwaux