I would love to be there, especially to see how much weight Kate has gained, and how much hair Haje has lost since our last encounter. Remember when you hit my car and didn’t leave a note when Roger got married to his pig?
Contributed by germanfreek
Kate, I saw you trying to wipe off the scuff marks on my fender with one of your old hamburger wrappers. It didn’t work. I witnessed the whole thing. How dare you have the nerve to invite me after causing over a thousand dollars worth of damage to my vehicle.
I would come if I thought I could stand the site of either of you eating a chinese meal at Doctor Wong’s House of Grease, or where ever the reception is. I hope they brought in a wheel barrel for each member of the bridal party to haul their ‘winnings’ in from the steam table on the buffet line. I’m sure your honeymoon will be aboard a Richard Simmons’ get slim quick cruise.
Too late now kids!