My dearest Haje and Kate,
I am afraid I will not be able to attend your wedding. Unfortunately, Mama Chan four years ago gravely insulted the leader of my clan. If I were to attend, I would be bound by honor to dispatch her and her family, while destroying the establishment.
Contributed by mkb
In fact, now that I know the address, I am obligated to do so. I have interceded on your behalf, as we want to keep our reputation as extremely well-targeted assassins. The restaurant will not be destroyed until after your wedding date. If you can in any way change the location of the reception, I will gladly change my response.
Love,
Ryu Hayabusa
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